Diary of MILIND JOSHIhttp://realoflife.rediffiland.com/Diary of MILIND JOSHIen-usRule..Murphys Law(Awesome)...
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To err is human; to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.which never works.

If at first you don't succeed...Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

As soon as you mention something, if it is good, it is taken. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

The day you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

All buses are crowded.
Corollary----- Buses in opposite direction always go empty.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.

]]>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:32:13 +0530http://realoflife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/01/13/Rule-.htmlReality..No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wid u. Gd Nite


kisike sapne kisike armaan ban jaye,
kisiki hansi kisiki muskan ban jaye.
bepanah pyar kehte hai us manjil ko,
jab kisiki sansein kisiki jaan ban jaye.




Zindagi K Raaz..Raaz Rehney Dijye
Jo B Ho Aitraz..Aitraz Rehney Dijye
Per Jab B Ye Dil Chahey Aap Se Milna
Ye Mat Khena K Aaj Rehne Dijye..




Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.



Chand ke liye sitare anek hai,


lekin sitaron ke liye chand ek hai.


Aapke liye to hazaron honge,


lekin hamare liye aap hi ek hain



Dhundo tum jitna,par hum jaisa paoge nahin.
Bichadne k baad bhi bhula paoge nahi.
Maana ki hum mein kuch kami sahi,
par KHUDA ne hum jaisa kisiko banaya bhi nahi.



Sawaal paani ka nahin, pyaas ka hai.
Sawaal maut ka nahin, saans ka hai.
Dost to duniya mein bahut hai magar,
Sawaal dosti ka nahin VISHWAS ka hai..




Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyaar kiya karte the
Yaad unhe din-raat kiya karte the
Ab un raahon se guzra nahi jaata
Jahan baith kar unka intzaar kiya karte the



Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.




Na jane kounsa din aakhri hoga
Na jane kounsi raat aakhri hogi
Abhi waqt hai kar lo jee bhar ke bate
na jane kounsi sans aakhri hogi




Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,


har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,


koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,


har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari





Ek khoobsurat khayal hai woh,
Dil-e-nadan ki chahat hai woh,
Har sans mein shamil hai woh,
Merey pyar ki jaan hai woh,
Khuda ke banaya hai jisey...
Woh nayaab jahan hai woh.




Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti,


dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti,


ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan,


mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti





You know why GOD created gap between fingers?
So that, when at some day one who is made for you
comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand.
FOREVER




Yado ka ye silsila banaye rakhna,
pyar kiya he to pyar nibhaye rakhna,
jaan to nahi mangenge aapse,
gujarish he bas ek
jaan-pahchan banaye rakhna.!



]]>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:39:01 +0530http://realoflife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/01/13/Reality-.htmlAAI ANI BAPMaa aur Baap.

Duniya me agar aap kisi ko mante hai to woh hai MAA aur BAAP. Kyon ki woh aap ke liye Bhagwan se bhi badkar hai.Maa-Baap ki keemat usi ko hoti hi jo unhe chodkar service ke liye ya kisi wazah se door rahte hai(shaadi se pehale).Maa to aasu bahakar apana dukh jatati hai.. to baap use apne dil me dabakar rakhate hai kyonki unhe sansar chalana padata hai.Apane beti ko manchaha dress lenge, bete ko shirt pant lenge, lekin khud purani pant use karenge. Beti parlor me zane ko zid karti hai, beta two-wheelar mangata hai to unki sab ichayan puri karenge.. lekin kud paidal ja kar kam karenge.Pass pados me koi expire hota hai..to baap ko zana padata hai..

Choti se agar chot/kharaoch aati hai to maa yaad aati hai..Agar aap Highway cross karte hai to achanak Bada Truck aata hai to Baap re.. karke bolte hai. Iska matlab hai ki-chote chote sankat ke liye maa yaad aati hai.. lekin bade sankat ke liye baap hi yaad aata hai.

Bete ki enggineering ki padhai ke liye karza(loan) le ke uske padhai puri karte hai. lekin beta padhai puri hone ke bad apne hi baap ko sikhata hai ki aaisa mat karo waisa mat karo.. Beti ki bhi padhai puri karte hai, lekin beti kise aur ke sath bhag zati hai.

Yeh sab likhane ke liya muze protshahit kiya sirf ek film ne-BAGBAN.

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